Scientists find solution to Global Warming

You know scientists have gone mad when they start suggesting we stop eating meat in order to prevent global warming - sorry guys but that just ain't going to happen. Nor are people going to cut carbon emissions in any meaningful way unless forced to do so.

Fortunately there is a very simple solution to Global Warming and, as a bi-product, most other social ills - just reduce the population. A cut of 60% -70% would do nicely. Just think - no global warming, lower unemployment, less crowded cities and roads, plenty of parking space.... Sounds like win-win to me. Before people start jumping up and down I'm talking about lowering birth rates not encouraging euthanasia or anything more drastic - however appealing!

Jenson right on the Button

It just goes to show that dreams can come true and that truth can be stranger than fiction! Who would ever have thought that a team apparently on the way out of the sport would find themselves challenging for F1 glory never mind actually winning both championships. Jenson's superb drive in Brazil hopefully answered many of his critics. He might have screwed up in qualifying but his race overtaking was just sublime. I think the overtaking group may be heading in the right direction when they say that overtaking opportunities might be improved by tweaking the tracks. So, can we go back to Brands Hatch - please?

As to poor old Rubens - what does he have to do to finish well in Brazil? Pole to nowhere on Sunday after a puncture caused by a rash Hamilton move. No surprise there, then.

So, well done Jenson and Ross. Mr Brawn really is the man -having guided World Champions at Benetton, Ferrari and now Brawn. Let's hope Ross and Jenson settle the money question pretty soon now. Looks like being a special year next year if Ferrari and McLaren get their acts back together. Can't wait!